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Lesson #692 - Email

Don't worry, elders, you haven't paved the way for a generation that shuns face-to-face communication, you've paved the way for a generation that shuns honesty and truth. And I bet you wouldn't have it any other way. - - And yes, I'm so old-on-the-inside, I expect to be issued my cane and lawn and whippersnappers any day now. The cane to wave and the whippersnappers to be yelled at to get off the lawn, of course.

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I don't know what to look at. I can see though that there is some build up around my waist. What do you see?

     
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I still love my quotes

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Just discovered this doc...Still believe in these quotes I gathered about 2 years ago...Am I stagnating?

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Under rug Swept - Alanis Morissette --last post of this kind

Precious Illusions - Alanis Morissette
Hands Clean - Alanis Morissette

Looking for an icebreaker when you meet that possibly special someone? Here's one from Alanis Morissette: "Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom?" That's one of the "21 Things I Want in a Lover," the power-chorded personal ad that opens Under Rug Swept, Morissette's latest grapple with the ups and downs of love. And it's not the only song on the album to suggest that her dream date would be Deepak Chopra.

The avenging banshee who sang "You Oughta Know" in 1995, complete with its boast about going down on her ex in a theater, has mellowed on Under Rug Swept, though she's still busting taboos. The album title comes from lyrics in its lead single, "Hands Clean," an apparently matter-of-fact reminiscence of underage sex with a music-business mentor, an affair "under rug swept." As if to insist it's autobiographical, the song's video clip shows Morissette being groomed for her early stardom in Canada as a big-haired teeny-pop doll. Verses taking the man's role urge her to "overlook this supposed crime"; in the chorus, she announces, "I have honored your request for silence." Until now, that is. (How long is that statute of limitations, anyway?)

With Under Rug Swept, Morissette is mentor-free. After the two multiplatinum studio albums she made with Glen Ballard as producer and songwriting collaborator, Morissette wrote and produced the new album on her own. Sonically, she has learned all she needs. The music is brawny and meticulous, a further refinement of the tracks she created with Ballard on Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie. She concocts folk rock driven by hip-hop beats, ballads that build without getting gooey and hard rock aswirl with psychedelia.

The keyboards and acoustic guitars sparkle; electric guitars jab hard-rock chords and seethe with distortion. Most of all, Morissette understands her voice as both emollient and irritant. She makes it quiver delicately with nervousness and seesaw between vulnerability and resolve. She uses her nasal edge to slice up a self-absorbed guy in "Narcissus," then comes up with the perfect whine, multiplied in an overdubbed chorus, as she wonders, "Why, why, do I try to change you?"


While she applies her musical skills to songs about love, they don't exactly add up to love songs. After "21 Things," the album examines romantic calamities: the little rejections that cause her to feel "So Unsexy," the ex-boyfriend who can still make her "Flinch." Then come successes: the reluctant guy who overcomes his misgivings in "Surrendering," a promise of unconditional love in "You Owe Me Nothing in Return." The album concludes with a wistful, waltzing vision of a perfectly understanding world, "Utopia," in which Morissette becomes an airy Celtic choir.

The need, the obstacles, the compassion, the happy ending -- this is the structure of self-help books and talk shows, and unfortunately it seems that Morissette has been consuming them wholesale. Under Rug Swept just about drowns in psychobabble. While the tone of the songs, and the grain of Morissette's voice, promise intimacy, there's hardly a private detail anywhere. Any glimmer of lived experience or everyday imagery - the antibiotics in "Thank U," the refrigerator light in "Not the Doctor" - has been rarefied into abstractions, with enough cliches for a season of Oprah.


Try "Precious Illusions," as she intones, "I want to decide between survival and bliss/And though I know who I'm not/I still don't know who I am/But I know I won't keep on playing the victim." Or "That Particular Time," a serenely spacious hymn carrying a prosaic payoff: "I kept on ignoring the ambivalence you felt/And in the meantime I lost myself." Lines like that might provide some perspective if there were a story to go with them, but there is none. Even "Hands Clean" holds not a hint of Lolita guilt, forbidden passion or resentment; compared to her furious take on the same situation in "Right Through You," on Jagged Little Pill, it's downright clinical.


Morissette has always had a vague, jargon-slinging side, but on past albums she offset it with raw confessions. Under Rug Swept doesn't bother to get off the couch, and its final track, "Utopia," sounds like an eternal group-therapy session, where "we would share and listen and support and welcome." The paradox is that as Morissette talks herself into self-esteem and deep, shared love, she numbs her own wayward individuality.

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Precious Illusions by Alanis Morissette  
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Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette  
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Growing - The Savage Love - Episode 151

Dan Savage advises on sex for all people , straight, gay, bi. Whatever, it is a love column

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1st Day of giving up smoking

So, today was my first real day of trying to quit smoking. I used this gel stuff on my hands and it kinda worked though it is sticky and feels as if it is clogging my pours. Be that as it may I am determined to quit this time. My methodology being that if I can cut down to about 10 cigarettes in two days I will be able to go cold turkey by Thursday. My mood though is extremely foul. Temperamental to say the least. Just really need to focus on why I should quit viz-a-viz my operation coming up on the 11 th.....oh well...more of tyhat later...

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Changes - David Bowie

Changes by David Bowie  
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I don't know why but when I listen to this song I get all emotional. Maybe it is cause I saw this playing at the end of one freaky episode of Big Love. Brought back a flurry of memories. Great song and television series though.

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I love Life!

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